I just want to let you guys know that i've really enjoyed my time with the CEF. So much so that i feel that i can be completely and totally honest with everyone. I want everyone to know that i spent time at my first pride parade this year as an openly gay man. It was by far the most liberating experience of my life. Now that i've come out i can't wait to get into that big metal box with MP and Commish although if Ghost would let me bunk with him that would be soooo great. YUM. A speedball players fingers can work magic and i love it when he speaks in french.

For me paintball is an extension of my gayness, there is nothing better than handling a hot Tippman X7 while raining down pain on the enemy but in the end i find myself really wanting to hug my opponents, hugs and love are important and i think I'm going to give every CEF member a big hug next DDAY, although I noticed BeardedMessiah checking me out so i may go for an ass grab just to see if the sparks fly. Please grow a beard back brad, i love the way facial hair tickles.
In closing i know that my fellow CEF members will accept my coming out and hopefully next pride parade the Maroon Goons will show the world that paintball isn't just for hot sexy straight macho tough guys, its for sensitive and caring people too.

I also will remember not to leave myself logged on on Misfit's laptop.