1 CAN PARA - WHO IS WHO 2010

Website · Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:23 am by GHOST

Hey lads and lasses,

I figure it is that time again. As our billets fill up and we welcome new members for the 2010 season, I thought it timely to take a moment for each of us, old and new, to introduce ourselves to our team mates.

So please take a minute to throw up a pic and a few details about yourself.

I will kick us off.

At centre in CADPAT with Baker COY (2008)

Name: Colin
Callsign: GHOST
Otherwise known as: Angry Beaver in Man Suit
Rank: Colonel
Position: CO, 6 AB
Age: 31
Quote: "Lets fuck 'em up", "Come back and fight you Jerry pansies!", "The leash is off!"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Push paper
D-Days Attended: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Have played paintball on three continents

Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:11 pm by DigitalPirate

Name: Kyle
Callsign: DigitalPirate
Otherwise known as: The Mad Scientist
Rank: Sergeant
Position: Sergeant, Baker COY
Age: 20
Quote: "Arr!"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: School and work.
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: I...don't...know?

On the right

Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:14 pm by MommaROG

Name: Cliff
Callsign: Momma ROG
Otherwise known as: Red Dog
Rank: 2nd Leftenant
Position: Charles COY, 2IC, 1 Can Para 6 AB
Age: 25
Quote: "You're mine Luigi!!"
Nationality: American
Hometown: Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Designer
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Can turn the Colonel into a pretzel on command.

The one with the Cigarette in his hand

Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:55 pm by Marauder_Pilot

Name: Don
Callsign: Marauder
Otherwise known as: Goggles
Rank: Corpral
Position: Charles COY, AT Gunner
Age: 22
Quote: 'Pants-on-head retarded.'
Nationality: Canada
Hometown: St. Thomas, Ontario
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Computer tech/Video games sales lackey
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Can recite encyclopedic amounts of trivia about assorted interests (Paintball, Jeeps, ect) on command, yet cannot remember what he had for breakfast this morning.

Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:42 pm by Walster

Name: Wally
Callsign: Walster
Otherwise known as: the old fart
Rank: Lieutenant
Position: Able COY, CO, 1 Can Para 6 AB
Age: 54
Quote: "I'm noodleist"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Chatsworth, Ontario, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Referee soccer, fix computers and work for the Gov't.
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Once the cap is off the wiskey demons are free!!!

Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:15 am by Commish

I'm the better looking one, on the left.

Name: Marc
Callsign: Commish
Otherwise known as: Skinny Little Bastard
Rank:Sergeant
Position: Charles COY, ATL, 1 Can Para
Age: 20
Quote: "Buttersnatch Pudding"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: School at L.C.B and Work
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Never cries when cutting onions

Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:09 am by baker_company_guy

Far right, front row Baker COY (2008)

Name: Logan
Callsign: Slippery
Otherwise known as: Gif***inggantor according to bevan
Rank: Corporal
Position: Fire-team leader Baker COY
Age: 17
Quote: talking to some fallschirmjager officers late at night "hey, we just got in where can we put our tents?" While puttin 1 CAN PARA Stickers on tables chairs and coolers. HAZZUH!
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Play bass and shoot stuff
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: I shot pistols competitively for 3 years.

Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:31 am by joelismyname

Name: Joel Carleton
Callsign: joelismyname
Otherwise known as: Towel. according to Tapper
Rank: Warrant Officer
Position: Company Commander, Baker COY
Age: 25
Quote: HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH (between sips)
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Stay fit, eat healthy, play basketball, play pool, work, play some vids and go out for drinks and snacks etc
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009 (and Red Dawn 2009)
Fun facts: I've been playing ball since 2005 and have fallen in love with the game since. I've written and directed woodsball/urban tournaments, scenario games, played and reffed airball, helped run a local MilSim league, guested as the General on a local big game, worked for a national pb company, ran tradeshow booths and attended national tournaments out of province. I practice weekly and campout often.

Can't wait for DDAY 2010. I will be the one trudging through the knee high wet mud at 3 in the morning to and fro, singing Blood on the Risers to himself, out of tune.

Cheers

Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:18 pm by GOD

Name: John
Callsign: GOD
Rank: CWO
Position: BSM/RSM
Age: 31
Quote: "Are we having fun yet?!?!"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: London, Ontario, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Code Monkey
D-Days Attended: 2007, 2008, 2009
Fun facts: Been coaching high school wrestling for 9 years(volunteering).

Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:55 pm by Tom_Stovicek

Name: Tom
Callsign: Boots
Otherwise known as: Angry Beaver in Man Suit
Rank: Sergeant
Position: Section 1 Sergeant C-Coy
Age: 19
Quote: "Do unto others then run"
Nationality: Merican
Hometown: Ouray, Colorado
What do I do when not playing paintball?: I'm a Student
D-Days Attended: 2008, 2009
Fun facts: got shot in the right testis twice while hanging off the Colleville flag last year; guess who's wearing a cup this year

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I'm the second one from the right, back row (part of C-Coy after commendation & awards 2010)

Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:56 pm by Bond Chick

baker_company_guy wrote:Age: 17
Quote: talking to some fallschirmjager officers late at night "hey, we just got in where can we put our tents?" While puttin 1 CAN PARA Stickers on tables chairs and coolers. HAZZUH!

I didn't know anything about this. (very funny, I must admit) Good to know who it was. Good to know. :twisted:

Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:54 pm by CanadianBigGame

Name: Bevan BAILEY
Callsign: CanadianBigGame
Otherwise known as: Beverly-Ann or Awesome
Rank: Cpl
Position: n/a
Age: 25
Quote: Its a sad reality that we can only secure peace by preparing for war
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: CFB Borden right now
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Work for DND hahahaha
D-Days Attended: 2009
Fun facts: I may look retarded but I'm not.
I's the Guy on the Right, I might not make it this year because the world of the Canadian Forces dosn't like me this year!

Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:03 am by Ike

CanadianBigGame wrote:Otherwise known as: Beverly-Ann or Awesome Or Captain Astroglide

Fixed.

Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:58 pm by DigitalPirate

Ike wrote:
CanadianBigGame wrote:Otherwise known as: Beverly-Ann or Awesome Or Captain Astroglide

Fixed.

Beaten to it lol

Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:04 pm by joelismyname

Bond Chick wrote:
baker_company_guy wrote:Age: 17
Quote: talking to some fallschirmjager officers late at night "hey, we just got in where can we put our tents?" While puttin 1 CAN PARA Stickers on tables chairs and coolers. HAZZUH!

I didn't know anything about this. (very funny, I must admit) Good to know who it was. Good to know.

bond chick you broke the thread rules. you can't come in here without providing a submission for the who's who.

c'mon we're all waiting.

Website · Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:46 am by GHOST

Indeed Bond Chick! WO Towel is correct. PENALTY SHOT (Tap, make a note)!

Come on fellas, keep the profiles coming...

Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:44 pm by Pat-Rick

Name: Patrick Coughlan
Callsign: Mr.Trick
Otherwise known as: Spunky the wonder Ferret
Rank: PRVT.
Position: I like to be on top...oh I mean out front

Age: 28
Quote: "If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Kincardine,Ontario,Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Work, Working out, Magic the Gathering, Computer gaming and other nerdy stuff
D-Days Attended: 2009
Fun facts: some people think of me like Wylie Coyote but to that I say "I’ve finally got my propane powered pump gun working... it’s only exploded twice today... that a personal best..."

Website · Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:59 pm by GHOST

HUZZAH Pat! Wicked profile.

Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:17 pm by Tyrshand

Name: Josh
Callsign: don't have one yet
Otherwise known as: creepy bastard
Rank: Private
Position: Private, Baker COY
Age: 17
Quote: "Are you an angel? Because I have an erection."
Nationality: United States
Hometown: Pleasant Hill, Missouri
What do I do when not playing paintball?: schoolwork, computer games
D-Days Attended: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009
Fun facts: I am wanted by the FBI for 27 cases of aggrivated arson

Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:36 am by Pisanski

I'm the uglier one on the left.

Name: Art
Callsign: Pisanski, Garfunkle
Otherwise known as: Keeper
Rank: Sergeant
Position: S-9
Age: Twenty Four
Quote: "We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy."
Nationality: Polish Canadian
Hometown: Toronto, ON
What do I do when not playing paintball?: I play football (soccer) whenever I can, or video games. I kick ass at FIFA but suck at Call of Duty. I work sometimes too.
D-Days Attended: 2009
Fun facts: I get jokes.

Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:16 am by Tac-One

Everytime I try to insert an image I get a "It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image" error. If one of the admins could PM me with a solution, I'll edit in a pic.

Name: Chris McLauchlan
Callsign: Tac-One
Otherwise known as: Howdy Doody
Rank: Captain
Position: XO, S-3
Age: Thirty-Nine
Quote: "We can see you wiping!"
Nationality: Proud Canadian
Hometown: Winnipeg, MB.
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Work for the government, play with my sons, computer games (WoW, CoD, CoH)
D-Days Attended: 2007, 2008, 2009
Fun facts: I've been wearing that ugly bandana since my first game of paintball 23 years ago!

Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:06 am by Tyler_vanVoorthuijsen

Name: Tyler van Voorthuijsen
Callsign: Twink
Otherwise known as: Van-Alphabet
Rank: Sergeant
Position: Charles Fire Team Leader
Age: Twenty
Quote: "SPIDERS!!! AS BIG AS YOUR HAND!!!"
Nationality: American (don't judge, lol)
Hometown: Lecanto, Florida
What do I do when not playing paintball?: College. Gaming. GoGo-Dancing (seriously).
D-Days Attended: 2007, 2008, 2009
Fun facts: I don't really believe in wearing shirts on beautiful Oklahoma days... (A little skin cancer never killed anyone. Oh wait...)

Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:16 pm by Hellcat

The guy in the foreground.

Name: Trent
Callsign: Wildcat / Hellcat
Otherwise known as: To be Determined.
Rank: Private
Position: Recruit - 1 Can Para
Age: 28
Quote: "Beer breakfast? I can get used to this…"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
What do I do when not playing paintball?: Work, Sleep, Repeat. Stalk.
D-Days Attended: None yet. Registered for 2010.
Fun facts: Can count to Ten. Most of the time.

Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:41 pm by GOD

joelismyname wrote:bond chick you broke the thread rules. you can't come in here without providing a submission for the who's who.

c'mon we're all waiting.

I did a little digging and found some info: http://www.catshackreports.com/2010/01/the-bond-chick/ :twisted:

Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:46 pm by Gibbs

Not sure how to post an image.... If someone could please advise how, I would gladly add one later.

Name: Matt Gibson
Callsign: GIBBS
Otherwise known as: "Holy shit your tall"
Rank: Lance Corporal
Position: 1 CAN PARA, ABLE COY
Age: 20
Quote: "What the hell was that?"
Nationality: Canadian
Hometown: Owen Sound, ON
What do I do when not playing paintball?: work, eat, sleep, play with my rats, video games.
D-Days Attended: None yet
Fun facts: Recorded 21 barrel tags after getting seperated while on a General assasination mission at a Wasaga Beach Big Game.

Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:31 am by joelismyname

GOD wrote:
joelismyname wrote:bond chick you broke the thread rules. you can't come in here without providing a submission for the who's who.

c'mon we're all waiting.

I did a little digging and found some info: http://www.catshackreports.com/2010/01/the-bond-chick/

not good enough she still owes us a submission

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